Texas Music Round-Up: Texas Music Mailorder Catalog

ASYLUM STREET SPANKERS
Mommy Says NO!
This new family album pulls no punches in musical sophistication or songwriting. Addressing childhood from both kids and adult perspective, the songs nod to Maurice Sendak and Shel Silverstein in their clear-eyed views of the joys and anxieties of being a kid.
TRACK LISTING: Be Like You / Training Wheel Rag / You Only Love Me For My Lunchbox / Everybody Loves My Baby / Sidkick / When I Grow Up / Mommy Says NO! / Don't Turn Out the Light / Boogers / Sliver / Super Frog / Think About Your Troubles
LISTEN - MP3 Clip! Be Like You
CD $13 or ONLY $10 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

ASYLUM STREET SPANKERS
Re-assembly (DVD)
TRACK LISTING: Monkey Rag / Beer / If I Had Possession Over Judgement Day / Since I Met You baby / Asylum Street Blues / Superchief / Lullaby of the Leaves / Jerry the Junker / Lee Harvey / T'ain't Nobody's Business / Gettin' High / Harp Rumble / Got My Mojo Workin' / Whatever / My Favorite record / Man From Harlem / Antifreeze / Deep Ellum Blues / Sugar In My Bowl / Wake and Bake / A Smooth One / Sittin' On Top of the World / Startin' To hate Country / Funny Cigarette / Amsterdam / UFO Attack / If You Want Me To Love You / Tight Like That / I'll Be Glad When You're Dead (You Rascal You)
The ultimate Spanker concert experience was filmed at the Texas Union Theatre on August 14, 2004 during the 10th Anniversary Reunion shows. Twent-one past and present Spankers, including Guy Forsyth, Stanley Smith, Pops Bayless, Korey Simeone and Mysterious John, perform definitive versions of twety-nine Spankers classics, eight of which are exclusive to this three-hour concert film. Also includes a 25 minute behind-the-scenes featurette, an uproarious commentary track with Christina, Wammo, Guy, editor mark Coffey and Director JP Riedie and a 17 minute retrospective slideshow.
DVD $23 or ONLY $20 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

ASYLUM STREET SPANKERS
Pussycat
Volume 2 of the Spankers' Bootleg Series is a collection of audience favorites that never made it onto a proper album, plus very different arrangements of two classics. recorded live in concert around the world. Includes "the pussycat Song," "Closer," "Whiskey Love Song," and fifteen more!
TRACK LISTING: The Pussycat Song / Watching the River Flow / Got My Mojo Working / Home / Rumble With Madcat / Ring-Tail Tom / Smokey Dokey / Baby Won't You Please Come Home / Since Wammo Met You Baby / Dinah / Jug Band Music / Bluesey Little Tune / Whiskey Love Song / Topsy / You Made the Night Too Long / Can't You Tell / The Birthday Spanking Song / Closer
LISTEN - MP3 Clip! The Pussycat Song
CD $13 or ONLY $10 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

ASYLUM STREET SPANKERS
Strawberry
Produced by JP Riedie. Recorded live at Strawberry Music fest, May 1998. TRACK LISTING1. intro / 2. UFO Attack / 3. Funny Cigarette / 4. If I Were You / 5. Banks of the Ohio / 6. A Smooth One / 7. Sad Bomber / 8. Fanny / 9. Song With No Words / 10. I Don't Wanna / 11. Colonel Josh's BBQ / 12. New Jazz Fiddle / 13. Lee Harvey / 14. Move to the Country / 15. thunderous applause / 16. It's a Sin to Tell a Lie
Strawberry is the official release of the legendary, much bootlegged Strawberry Music Festival 1998 performance. The lineup of musicians on this is incredible: Christina, Wammo, Pops, John, Stanley, Josh, Eamon, Leroy, Rick Ramirez and Jimmie Dean. We saw a bootleg of this on ebay sell for $150, so we thought it wise to get in on the action. This is the first of a projected 5 disc series of concerts spanning the Spankers' decade-long history.
CD $13 or ONLY $10 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

ASYLUM STREET SPANKERS
Mercurial
Here it is - the new album cover! Mercurial was recorded live to a vintage two track last March. This collection of cover songs contains several long time favorites of the band and shows off one of the finest, tightest line-ups in our history - Christina, Wammo, Stanley, Korey, Paul, Shane and Nevada.
CD $13 or ONLY $10 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

ASYLUM STREET SPANKERS
A Christmas Spanking
1. intro / 2. You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch / 3. Merry Christmas Baby / 4. What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? / 5. Zat You, Santa Claus? /6. Baby, It's Cold Outside /7. 12.25.61 / 8. Blue Christmas / 9. Mele Kalikimaka /10. We Three Kings / 11. Silent Night /12. Red Nosed Reindeer Blues / 13. Linus and Lucy / 14. Trim Your Tree / 15. The Christmas Song / 16. Far Away Christmas Blues
CD $13 or ONLY $10 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

ASYLUM STREET SPANKERS
Sideshow Fez
An entertaining romp, a straight dose to the visual cortex for your friends who are confused by the CDs and a document of the band before the departure of maestro Stanley Smith. It also contains a 30 minute documentary from the June tour of Japan. Shot at a sold-out show at the Fez Ballroom in Portland, this full length concert film features Christina, Wammo, Stanley, Korey, Paul, Shane, Nevada and Garreth performing favorites from all eras of the Spanker's history.
DVD $18 or ONLY $15 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

ASYLUM STREET SPANKERS
Spanker Madness
2000 Produced by David Leroy Biller TRACK LISTING:1. High as You Can Be / 2. Beer / 3. Blade of Grass / 4. Take the Heat / 5. Winning the War on Drugs / 6. Wake and Bake / 7. Knock Myself Out / 8. Amsterdam / 9. Pakalolo Baby / 10. Gettin' High / 11. It's Dry Down Here /12. Orion
LISTEN - MP3 Clip! High As You Can Be
CD $13 or ONLY $10 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

ASYLUM STREET SPANKERS
My Favorite Record
2002 Produced by Leroy Biller and Wammo TRACK LISTING: 1. Monkey Rag / 2. Antifreeze / 3. Breathin' / 4. Whatever / 5. Mountain Town / 6. Wingless Angels / 7. Smile / 8. Wammo's Blues / 9. Insane Asylum / 10. The Minor Waltz / 11. No Song Sad Enough / 12. My Favorite Record
LISTEN - MP3 Clip! Monkey Rag
CD $13 or ONLY $10 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

ASYLUM STREET SPANKERS
Dirty Ditties
2002 Produced by JP Riedie and Wammo TRACK LISTING:1. If You Love Me (You'll Sleep on the Wet Spot) / 2. Two on One / 3. Everybody's Fucking But Me / 4. The Scrotum Song
LISTEN - MP3 Clip! If You Love Me
CD $13 or ONLY $10 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

ASYLUM STREET SPANKERS
Nasty Novelties
One of Austin's biggest club draws brings you a 4-song EP of their favorite adult-oriented material. Features Guy Forsyth, Wammo, Christina Marrs and the whole gang.
CD EP $8

ASYLUM STREET SPANKERS
Spanks For the Memories
TRACK LISTING: 1. If I Had Possession / 2. Judgement Day / 3. Superchief / 4. Song With No Words / 5. Introduction / 6. Lee Harvey / 7. I'll See You In My Dreams / 8. Hesitation Blues / 9. Startin' to Hate Country / 10. Walkin' and Whistlin' Blues / 11. Shave 'em Dry / 12. Brazil / 13. Tradewinds / 14. Introduction / 15. Funny Cigarette / 16. Hometown Boy / 17. Black Eyed Blues / 18. Drunkard's Wave
LISTEN - MP3 Clip! Superchief
CD $13 or ONLY $10 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

ASYLUM STREET SPANKERS
Hot Lunch
The first studio recording from God's favorite band! These acoustic virtuosos serve up a dizzying mix of blues, jazz, country and vaudeville that ranges from bawdy to beautiful, hilarious to haunting with effortless grace and ease.
CD $13 or ONLY $10 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

STANLEY SMITH
In the Land of Dreams
2002 produced by Stephen Doster. TRACK LISTING: 1. Riverboat Dreams / 2. Sweet Butterfly / 3. Stanley's Whistle / 4. Up from the Bottom / 5. Oh Mama / 6. Took Hold of a Gypsy / 7. Bluesy Little Tune / 8. New Dreams / 9. Your Eyes Are Smiling / 10. Country John
CD $13 or ONLY $10 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

WAMMO
Lowriders On the Storm
1. Successpool / 2. Hey Hey / 3. Whiskey Love Song / 4. Lowriders on the Storm / 5. Save Me / 6. Hey Red / 7. Dreamland / 8. Siren Scream / 9. Drowning at the Oasis / 10. Welcome to the Latrine / 11. Mulletica / 12. Beer /13. Hey Dave
Wammo's Lowriders on the Storm is a heavy duty slab of rock and roll, with an a cappella tune, a spoken word tribute to the glories of the mullet and an electrified psychobilly version of the classic "Beer" interspersed among crunchy, riffy straight-up rock songs.
CD $13 or ONLY $10 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

WAMMO
Faster Than the Speed of Suck
TRACK LISTING: 1. Not Fast Enough / 2. Dork Side of the Tuner / 3. Hick Hop / 4. Wedgie Tightiewhitey's / 5. I Like His Penis / 6. Duran Sirhan / 7. Dead Skaters Rule / 8. I Got Pimples / 9. Rachel of the Sea / 10. Rolf / 11. Charles Whitman's Sampler / 12. Nero Fiddles While Tom Waits / 13. Doing Time on Aisle 13 / 14. KBONG/Happy Hardcore Mood / 15. Fogeddaboutit / 16. Doncha Wish / 17. Satan Cigs / 18. Surf the Net / 19. Hell is a Disco / 20. Ladies and Gentlemen: Dick Tingler! / 21. Super Fag / 22. Introducing Jack Sabbath! / 23. No Shroom at the Inn / 24. Hindenburger / 25. Monkey Semen/Monkey Doo Doo / 26. Bikini Submarini / 27. Volkswagon Thing / 28. Yahweh or the Highway
Taking a break from his "day job" with the Asylum Street Spankers, Wammo has created a concept album that combines music, comedy and spoken word. Telling the tale of an Austin-New Orleans roadtrip, it is filled with Wammo's witty and ribald songs, like "Hick Hop". Wammo has been performing this piece for several years and now it's finally on disc.
CD $13 or ONLY $10 as part of Round-Up Special 5 CD purchase

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